P!nkianity: The Official Religion of P!nk Hoes

P!nkianity: The Official Religion of P!nk Hoes

So i got the idea as some of you know while posting in the "way of life or hobby" thread
and its just how it sounds (ofcourse its a tiinnnyy bit exaggerated, but stil true)...
I decided that being a P!nk fan was more than just a way of life, but a RELIGION!!
thus, coming up with the name,
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"P!nkianity"

-the beleif of one God(dess) and one God(dess) only, and she goes by the name of P!nk

- Cultural rituals include those of obscene, yet always appropriate, "religous chants" that can only be understood by fellow P!nkian tongue. these chants are found in the 5 scriptual readings and are the basis of the religion.

-P!nkianity is the divine cult of which all its followers are required to listen to, and memorize the 5 scriptual readings

-All P!nkians must obey by the rules of the Goddess, and worship her every move. in doing so, we relinguish all previously known rights and are given new "identities" and come together under one united form of socialization.

-This new form of socialization has become the infamous home to fellow P!nkians. Where we live, breath, and think P!nk in one alike society

The following are the Commandments of P!nkianity. By continuing to read, you are agreeing to the following terms. any violation of said terms, will terminate ones P!nkian lifestyle...
-Commandments of P!nkianity...
1. Thou shalt never use the Goddess name in vain (Pink is NO LONGER a color!)
2. Thou shalt attempt to spread P!nkianity at all times
3. Thou shalt never be caught chanting any other scriptual readings from any other "artificial god" at any times
4. Thou shalt always apply P!nkian rules and beliefs to their own lives
5. Thou shalt worship Goddes
6. Thou shalt "do what you do", and never be a "stupid girl" (or guy)

You have legally become a "Pinkian"
To properly validate the initiation into "P!nkianity", simply reply sayin
AMEN! LONG LIVE P!NK (and anything else you may want to add)

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hahaha hope you guys enjoyed that, clearly, i need a life Sticking out tongue
noone take any offense, dont need that s***, this is all in good fun. its all in the name of P!nk!!
and you can reply with any other recommendations or suggestions for P!nkianity
Laughing out loud thank you for your time fellow P!nkians

Replies for this Forum Topic

u r so right, JM, i had the same thoughts about this person...

+++I don't feel like coming down, no I don't
I don't feel like hiding out, so I won't
I can't turn the volume down, so I sit here in this
Chaos and piss ++++

i know you do wellsy Smiling

so cottonball, i hope everyone sees this and knows your a psycho

-"Burn this f*cker down!"

fuck Pangea (dont ask)

AMEN! LONG L!VE P!NK!!
Spreading P!nkianity
*P!nk's Feisty Hoe*

I've got your back my jm on this one Smiling

P!nk's Aussie Hoe

why thank you froggy Smiling

DEAR COTTONBALL: i thot i was clear. leave me alone. dont you get it??? nobody wants to talk to you! they didnt want to talk to you the first time. creating a false identity isnt gunna change s***. you may have some fooled, but not me!
ive let it slide long enough, YOU NEED HELP!! leave me the f*ck alone
never ever EVER post on this forum again
and for f*cks sake, leave me alone!

-"Burn this f*cker down!"

fuck Pangea (dont ask)

AMEN! LONG L!VE P!NK!!
Spreading P!nkianity
*P!nk's Feisty Hoe*

yeh u really are talanted.i couldnt even think of points or views like that.
you are a really good speaker!!

Ok Netty, saw that way, and with your explanations i agree with you!

JM, we let you write sermons, cause no one do it better than you! You're so talented!

L.O.V.E U 2 MY V.I.F

aw nice guys! i love the comments! such good points Smiling hey maybe you guys shuld start typing up sermons aswell Sticking out tongue

-"Burn this f*cker down!"

fuck Pangea (dont ask)

AMEN! LONG L!VE P!NK!!
Spreading P!nkianity
*P!nk's Feisty Hoe*

heyy there Smiling

just dropping by, read your sermon JM and i have to say... its one of my favorites Smiling seriously !
you are amazing mate, and your sermons are soo meaningful... anyway, you already know that ! Eye-wink

see ya around soon Laughing out loud
^^

--P!nk's funny hoe!! --
...♪I'm not Dead F***ers!!! ♪♫...
^^Amen, long live to P!NK!!! =D^^
3> love ya'll my 3 VIF <3

Sandra, of course i know that P!nk has always said her opinion - at least this is 1 of the reasons i'm a fan of her - but we were talking about her political statements in her song "dear mr. president" and at this time she was already famous....i just wanted to say that it's not easy for "normal" people to criticize for example their president, maybe they could get problems in job or so; but "famous" people can do it better because they r more independent and they r important because more people listen to them.
This doesn't mean that we shouldn't try to change things which r wrong in our opinion, even if we have less influence...u know what i mean ?
JM i agree with u, that it's about ourselves to give our life the "right" direction or to take influence on our fate with our mental attitude (thinking positive or negative), but this is only possible up to a certain point, just 1 example: u get a serious illness and it's incurable, u can't change this path of ur life even if u want to do it...but maybe u could manage to accept it and make the best of the leaving time instead of desperating....looked at that way u r not unable to do sth.......
and Sandra and JM, u both r right that happiness is not the same for everyone, it's different in each mind

+++I don't feel like coming down, no I don't
I don't feel like hiding out, so I won't
I can't turn the volume down, so I sit here in this
Chaos and piss ++++

JM, beautiful sermon, as usual !

What's happiness ? It reminds me when i was at school, in philosophy class, it was so stressfull ! But, now, it's more pleasant !

I agree with all of you, there should be a balance between making other people happy and thinking about our own person and happiness.

Everyone has his own definition of happiness : some people are just happy with the few they have, and other people have everything in their life, but they will never be happy and will search for happiness all their life!

For me, happiness is something variable, as Netty said, you can't be happy all the time in your life, there are circumstances that make you sad !

One day you can be so happy, no one can't take this huge smile off your face, and the next day, you're so bad, or sad and don't want to talk!

Happiness is not something that last, it comes and goes, and it's up to you to have more happy moments than sad moments !

You're so right JM, « in reality, happiness is something we create. its a mental state. nothing more, nothing less ».

You know Netty, P!nk has always said her opinion, even when she wasn't famous. Remerber Behind The Music part3.

What's happiness ? To be here and to know people like you;)

"Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself." R.W. Emerson.

L.O.V.E U 2 MY V.I.F

omg - i hate this new site - just wrote a very lengthy reply - only for it to crash & lose it !

so short n sweet - love the sermon - speak ur mind - u will find it will make u happier - and i miss my pink family & hope u all are doing well Smiling
x
Di

I hope I don't end up in jail, but then again I don't really care!

those words,so great,thats exactly true..
i know you're thinking,duh s***,thats why i said it
but ive found within the last few days that i can be happy if i just think positive,but its not easy or maybe its so f***in easy that it seems complicated.
i have got my girl back,but even before that i was finding peace within myself.
i think,the reason i was feeling so sad,alone,and un-happy is because i was feeling all alone.
i had the thought in my head that nobody gave a f***.thats when i joined this fan sight and found so many nice,yet ass hole-ish people that just related to me,that helped me cope with the fact that i lost someone who was important to me. all i had to do to make things right was show consideration and show that i did care.plus, we needed space.

this forum right here,makes me feel happy like church does most old people.
to me,the only difference in church and this forum is that im actually takeing in what is said and speaking my thoughts on it. I actually give a f*** about this!
wow! that sounded so dissin to GOD,but well but...sorry GOD!!!

if you have a facebook,hunt me up,the name is Nichole Parker!

let me jus clarify wat i mean about fate
i believe its in everyones destiny to be happy. it jus depends on whether or not you take action. whether or not you actually do everything in your power to stay on that pre determined path that will lead you to happiness
LIFE gives you the oppurtunity to find happiness.. you jus have to take it and make the most of each moment and never let those oppurtunities pass you by

oppurtunities people... oppurtunities Smiling

-"Burn this f*cker down!"

fuck Pangea (dont ask)

AMEN! LONG L!VE P!NK!!
Spreading P!nkianity
*P!nk's Feisty Hoe*

excellent responses guys!! i do want this thread to be more of a discussion, rather than me talking to myself Smiling i promote debates! discussions on life philosophies are fun, bring it on guys Eye-wink
and very valid points. there must be a balance, true. but we have to remember wat is most important... you can say its selfish to think of ones own happiness, but in reality, thats the only thing YOU should be worried about. now im not telling anyone to have the philosphy of "f*** the world" im simply saying, you have remeber to look out for whats best for you. and not always taking the back seat. you have to learn that you dont always have to "settle" in life. because life never stops, so why should you?? why should you ever think that you deserve any thing less than happiness.

AND, heres a big one.. Smiling
i think, in reality, happiness is something we create. its a mental state. nothing more, nothing less
everyone has a different idea of what "happiness" really means. and you can obtain it jus as simply as you can lose it. its all up to you. it depends on whether or not you choose to be optimistic or pessimistic, ambitous or settling, denial or questioning, sure and unsure, and so forth

i do believe in fate.. i also believe that you can create your own fate. you choose which path you want to take. whether that be happiness.. or defeat

-"Burn this f*cker down!"

fuck Pangea (dont ask)

AMEN! LONG L!VE P!NK!!
Spreading P!nkianity
*P!nk's Feisty Hoe*

Hi JM (and all others),

i think "happiness" is a difficult theme to talk about, first of all: What is happiness ? is it just feeling satisfied or is it a more intense feeling like "woa, that's it, i feel like i'm on drugs and i could huge the whole world" ? And if u r happy, how can u keep it ?
Sometimes u really want certain things for ur life (i don't mean material stuff), but when u have it u get bored after a while and r not as happy as in the beginning, you know what i mean ? So it's not only about becoming happy but also keeping it and be satisfied about what u have reached already. I think questioning is okay and important, but it can be dangerous in some way too, how should you be happy when u question all and everything ....this doesn't mean to say amen to everything and not wanting to change sth. when it's really important for ur personal life ...
and life cannot be happy all the time, there will always be periods when things don't go round or you struggle and it's not always so easy just to say "i change it", sometimes you can't and it's okay, because without being unhappy there would not be happiness at all, right ? When you loose a friend for example or someone has died or you are really ill or injured (just a few examples) you are unhappy and you can't change it; you have to go through that sh..t and wait for better times to come and when you ndon't give up they will come.
I also agree with Jess and Funhousefan that there should be a balance between making other people happy and thinking about your own person and happiness; sometimes you have to be selfish and on other occasions you should take back your own requests and care for other people.
What you say about making (political) statements is so true and I must admit that maybe I don't do it enaugh, I say my opinion not always so clearly as I should, sometimes it's just more comfortable for us to be quiet and that's often a problem, not only in political questions but also when it's about defending underdogs, about treatment of animals or many other things in our lifes ...
Of course it's more easy for a person like P!nk to say her opinion about things or shouting at people because she's successful and she knows that a lot of people stand behind her, at least she is probably smart enaugh to know that her fans love her for that, but it's important that she does it and we should try to do the same in "small", or in the way we can do it. With her questioning or critisizing she could help us to do the same and she can show up things that are wrong through her music, her lyrics and her videos and take her message to so many people in the world.
I think "Dear Mr. President" is one of her most important songs and btw it's the song that made me take notice of her and her music when I heard it in radio, so it's also an important song for my own life: Otherwise I wouldn't have bought the "IND" album, maybe I wouldn't have become a fan of her, I wouldn't have met you all and found so good friends here and so much more...
I didn't have the intension to write so much , but I hope it was not too long !

+++I don't feel like coming down, no I don't
I don't feel like hiding out, so I won't
I can't turn the volume down, so I sit here in this
Chaos and piss ++++

OHH MYY GODDDD JM !!!!! sry for answering late but i had no time to read it peacfully and believe me i always wnat to concentrate on what you write !!! Eye-wink

1st of all as ruby said, i dont need to tell you that this seromen is a kick ass!!!! just like the other lot Eye-wink my god you are so talented mate !! i dont have to tell you that either Sticking out tongue hehe

i agree with what you said on alot of points especilally the fact that our godess always speaks her mind and does not give a f*** of what others think of her..there she goes always defending the vulnerable (as you siad : her underdogs Smiling ) which sometimes i dont have the courage to do so and that is one of my weakest pionts but at the end it will make you stronger to speak the truth even though others will despise you...

well jm we cannot always think about our desires...we also have to think of others Eye-wink we cannot be selfish all the time..and as ruby pionted out *which is a good piont) sometimes you recieve happiness by seeing someone elese happy..and i experinced that many times....but on the other hand we cannot just put aside our feelings all the time because we may break into pices !!!

well jm i can say that i am happy with my life right now...although its not perfect and not that fulfilled...but the fect that i have my family and friends and most of all my pinkian family/friends is enough Eye-wink

you hit me a nerve there JM when you siad that i should live as i please and to go out of the line.. no matter what others would think!! and wellsy is right they just have to get used to the fact that i am out of the f***ing normal line !!! you just woke me up on that one !!

about the assignemnt..well here in malta there is this debate about whether divorce should be excersied or not (and yes as surprising as it may sound here in malta we are still far behind and divorce is not yet legal) and ofcource i agree that we should have divorce here in malta for god's sake !!! so my assignment is that i will go and vote YES in the referendum which will be held soon Smiling that is a way of how to speak my voice Eye-wink Sticking out tongue

and AMEN to this one JM Eye-wink its good to have you back !!! Eye-wink

> Jessica
* ''make up ur mind coz its now or never''
-- P!nk's fist hoe
# Pinkianity and Pinkians forever
< one big, crazy, holy, nice, amazing Pinkian Family
^ love you all my 3 VIF Sticking out tongue Smiling

Why it's my pleasure my jm. I love your sermons. Smiling

P!nk's Aussie Hoe

hey thanks wellsy and squirmy Smiling
well put, thats exactly my point! glad to see someone took notice and appreciated the time i put into this one.

dear cottonball... nice try

-"Burn this f*cker down!"

fuck Pangea (dont ask)

AMEN! LONG L!VE P!NK!!
Spreading P!nkianity
*P!nk's Feisty Hoe*

and about that fantastic sermon that you wrote on dear mr.president.
i was a naturally happy person,until i told some lies,lost trust,and lost a girlfriend.
now,i am always a pissed off,sad,gloomy b****.
i feel that nobody in this world cares and that im all alone.
i try to and want to be happy,but i cant.
the song f***in perfect,seems to make me happy for a minute,but it dosent last long.
i am in a position where i lost all of my dearest friends and idk wat to do about it cuz once a person gives so many chances sorry dosent mean s***....
ive blew all my chances with them and it seem no matter what i do or how hard i try i cant redeem myself. even my f***in family seems to hate me because i am a lesbian.
it all my fault,if i hadnt been on crack,lies wouldnt hab been told n i wudnt b n dis position.
what would be your comment on that?
i need all the comments and advice i can get!

yeh i may be a new d***head as some said but f*** it...i am a d*** head,a worthless d***head

haha...that s***s dope!
what made you think of something like that?
you must be a very comical person with a great personality,jussMISSundaztood.

btw my name is nichole,as u prob kno im new on here and i would like to make friends with you.the reason i say that before i even speak with you for the first time is bcuz,well that funny ass,rockin s*** you wrote.

AMEN! LONG LIVE PINK

hey jayem we missed ya! Laughing out loud

im not going to waste your time telling you how awesome that was or how amazing you are or how true and inspiring that was... you already know that, eh? Eye-wink well just in case, it was great. Sticking out tongue

im realllly bad about putting others' happiness before my own, which is something i have been working on a lot lately. but i think there is value in that too, if doing so makes you happy. i don't think it's just a black and white thing - i think that it's more of a balance, because we need each other too. and i know i appreciate it when someone does something for me.

as far as the assignment, you have good timing! Hawai'i is trying to pass a civil unions law right now, and i kept wanting to send in testimony, but idk why i havent. but you have successfully motivated me to do so - if i don't speak my truth and promote my ideals, how will the world improve? how will my life improve? it wont, not unless i do something about it. not unless i change something and question!

haha thanks for this jayem - you are certainly a rare and spectacular P!nkian Smiling AMEN!

~I've had my pain like the rest of them, that's why I'm always laughing
I'm troubled, I'm brilliant, and miserable too, that's why I am so funny~
-P!NK'S ALOHA BROHA Laughing out loud -

Oh, my jm. Welcome back. Once again you have outdone yourself. I agree, why should one sacrifice ones happiness just to make others happy. I say be happy with who you are and if others don't like it, then tough, eventually they will get over it. As for the assignment, hmmmm, thats a hard one. Although I do like to watch the news. lol. I have also been known to voice my opinion on an occassion or 2. Does that count.

P!nk's Aussie Hoe

Hey strangers! Although, as absent as ive been, this place still feels like home Smiling

and i hope all my P!nkians are well. keep pissing people off, guys, make P!nk proud!
now, with that in mind, i suppose its time to introduce my next sermon Smiling in life, ive always noticed that people try to convince themelves to be "happy".. this thought alone baffles me! i find it oddly concerning that people have to convince themselves they are happy. happiness isnt something you should have to force. it should come naturally to you. and if it doesnt.. then my friends, it is time for a change in your life. its time for a change, or atleast... some questions need (not neccessarily to be answered...but...) to be ASKED!
guys, todays sermon is on "dear mr president"

i want to emphasize QUESTIONS with this sermon. i feel its necessary to question everything, and everyone. constantly. in this song, P!nk is questioning one of the largest figures in the political, philosophical, and social world.. the president of the United States. now, im not gunna be one of those ignorant americans that claims america as the power house of world, but wat i mean is, the president of ANY country. especially the one you claim as your home land. she is questioning the leader of her home land, family, friends and everything she knows. she is taking a huge risk in creating a political, and also PERSONAL debate with one of the largest figures in her time...
AND WHY THE HELL NOT!??? i mean hell, we SHOULD have questions! questions for our peers, questions for our superiors and inferiors. the day we stop questioning, is the day we stop learning. and sometimes you have to step over a few fine lines to paint a new picture Smiling

and wat is also so amazing about this song, is that P!nk started questioning the president (bush) before it was fashionable to do so. she brought these questions to everyones attention wen the majority of the country still stood behind bush. she really threw herself out there. and not only did she create these questions, but she put them into a song and released it on her album and performed it live for f*ck sake. she got a lot of negative feedback for this song when it first came out... but then later, people started to realize that bush didnt know wat the hell he was doing. THEN the rest of the country joined onto the "bash bush bandwagon" but only when it was socially acceptable. P!nk truely went against the grain and made a huge political statement with this song. she took one hell of leap, and didnt give a sh*t about wat consequences may follow. she had thoughts and questions in her mind and in her heart, and didnt let anyone stop her from voicing her opinoins.

and you know wat, thats wat its all about! we were given a mind to think, and a mouth to speak. never take the back seat to anything. state your opinion and let your voice be heard
always always alwaaayyysss question. question wat you think is right and wrong. moral and immoral. just and unjust.
and something else, if P!nk was afraid to question, and speak her mind, then she wouldnt stick up for the under dogs like she does. the only way you can stay true to yourself is if you speak your mind and refuse to be influenced by others.

todays quote:
this one, makes me laugh. not neccassarily in a good way. i saw this one as a poster (that was framed sadly enough). to me, this is a brain-washing quote created by someone who was unhappy with their life, and made this up to try and justify their depression....
"happiness is not in doing what one likes to do, but in liking what one has to do"
how f*cked up is that????? haha i have so many issues with this... first of all, i find it amusing that so many people have to "try" or "force" themselves to be happy. i mean f*ck, its not that hard. if your unhappy, then do something about it.thats where the questioning comes in. whether you have to go against a few authority figures and piss some people off, then sh*t do it! life is short, so why waste any time pretending to be happy. do wat makes YOU happy. live how you want and love your life.
stop standing in line and acting like its ok to miserable because that is wat is expected. dare to be courageous and have the courage to be daring! step out of the line and piss someone off while doing it
questioning is one simple way to learning how to be happy, and how to be true to yourself. always always never be afraid to question someone or something. speak your mind and never hesitate to stand up for wat you believe in.
dont make sacrifices of your own happiness jus to make others happy. they can worry about theyre happiness. you worry about yours Smiling the rest will fall into place

todays assignment:
make a political statement. be active in standing up for what is right. whether that be going to a political rally, "modern day tea party", sending emails to congressman, senators, or f*ck jus watch the news! haha find some kind of way to voice your opinion with something your unhappy about.
or, make a statement at work, or school. let it be known that you disagree on something, and you arent afraid to voice your opinion. question question question
f*ck, if you cant think of anything to question, question ME! haha do something! if your thinking something, jus say it! voice your opinions my P!nkians. we always say how P!nk doesnt get enough recognitiion, and how your morals and values should be those of everyone.. well maybe if we let our voices be heard more, than we can make more of a difference. Paint the world P!nk.. but that cant be done unless we dare to question

-"Burn this f*cker down!"

fuck Pangea (dont ask)

AMEN! LONG L!VE P!NK!!
Spreading P!nkianity
*P!nk's Feisty Hoe*

heyy JM, take your time with the sermon okii
you know im rlly happy you'll still make some, because you help us realise things, plus it makes you come on here and im happy about it! Smiling Sticking out tongue
but take your time, no hurry with that ok Eye-wink
hope everything is fine with ya mate

i saw P!nk on Ellen today... i just wanted to say again... AMEN & LONG LIVE TO THE GODDESS Laughing out loud
<3

--P!nk's funny hoe!! --
...♪I'm not Dead F***ers!!! ♪♫...
^^Amen, long live to P!NK!!! =D^^
3> love ya'll my 3 VIF <3

AMEN!! Long live P!NK!!!!!!!!!!

ive loved pink from the very beginning. Smiling

"..........lordy lordy lordy, i cant help i like to party, its genetic..........., its electrifying....wind me up, watch me go, where she stops nobody know....a good excuse to be a bad influence on you....."

hey guys. im sorry that ive basically disappeared from here.. sh*t has rly piled up. and its gettin smelly Shocked
but i will do a sermon wen i get the chance. its hard to say wen that will be Sad
hope everyone is doing alright and stil living up to the P!nkianity commandments. piss everyone off you can and stay true to yourself (the way i see it, as long as you are true to yourself, your always pissing SOMEONE off Sticking out tongue )
take it easy P!nkians!

-"Burn this f*cker down!"

fuck Pangea (dont ask)

AMEN! LONG L!VE P!NK!!
Spreading P!nkianity
*P!nk's Feisty Hoe*

JM! You won't be here on PP anymore! Me sad Sad

Take care of You!

L.O.V.E U 2 MY V.I.F

hi jm, so u won't come to the hi topic anymore, what a bummer !
we just began to know each other Sad
is there a special reason for that or is it just a problem of not having so much time Puzzled

+++I don't feel like coming down, no I don't
I don't feel like hiding out, so I won't
I can't turn the volume down, so I sit here in this
Chaos and piss ++++

hey P!nkians Smiling
hope everyone is doing well
i jus wanted to come on here to say that i wont be "roaming around" on pp anymore. honestly, i thot i was ready to comeback after my leave of absence lol. but i gues i wasnt. sorry gang.. but dont sweat it cuz ill stil do my sermons as scheduled. its all good guys.. i jus wont be on any other forums or anything like that. so listen, if you want to get in touch with me and wat not, jus post it in this forum since this is the only one ill be on. and i may jus have to do the sermon every three weeks or so.. sorry guys. but i wont completely disappear, atleast i dont plan on it Shocked
hehe dont worry, its all good. jus giving everyone there fair warning Eye-wink
ill do a sermon next weekend ok?

take it easy my P!nkians

-"Burn this f*cker down!"

fuck Pangea (dont ask)

AMEN! LONG L!VE P!NK!!
Spreading P!nkianity
*P!nk's Feisty Hoe*

wow - so happy the sermons are back JM - and u take time whenever u need to - we will always wait around for your return Smiling
xx
Di

I hope I don't end up in jail, but then again I don't really care!

ohhh JM i forgot that this week it was seremone time Shocked i thought that 2 weeks still did not pass yet..time passes by so quickly!!! Shocked maybe its because i have alot to do these days...you took me by surprise and it was a good one Eye-wink and AMEN to this one jm Smiling as always its full of thoughts and sence within it....well you are right the GHSF is a celebration for all the greatest hits and great sucess she has done...also the fact that she had 3 new songs in the album is a sign that she is not gonna stop writing songs and singing Smiling what im worried about is her baby may ruin her career..someone on PP said that she heard an interview and in which pink siad she does not want to tour anymore Shocked wtf?? i hope that its just for now till she takes care of her baby cuz i wnat new songs and more sucess from her Smiling

about reflecting and digging in to see what my accomplishments are so far: well the fact that i found pink and helped me to get through my s!@ty moments is enough because now i can look back and say to mylsef : look jess you stepped on it and got through it..now you are in a new phase in which you are way more stronger and mature". so the fact that iv learned from my mistakes (as you siad JM) is enough Eye-wink also i passed to university which is also an accomplishment Sticking out tongue now my next target is to get a degree and have a life long secure job Smiling

see you next 2 weeks my P!nkian family Eye-wink Smiling

> Jessica
* ''make up ur mind coz its now or never''
-- P!nk's fist hoe
# Pinkianity and Pinkians forever
< one big, crazy, holy, nice, amazing Pinkian Family
^ love you all my 3 VIF Sticking out tongue Smiling

Jayem thank you! haha another masterpiece, as usual Eye-wink I was about to turn off my computer and just felt like I should check PP one more time... and I'm so glad I did! Laughing out loud I love this album - it's exactly as you said - not at all an end, but just a moment to pause and look back at everything we have done; a second to "stop and smell the flowers" if you will. Smiling I think it also goes along with really appreciating the details, imperfections, mistakes, triumphs, and everyday little things that go on in our lives. Sometimes we get so caught up in every day but it's always important to take a moment and reflect on what you have accomplished. For me, thats what this album is. Not at all an ending, but just as you said, a reflection. I love it, its fu.ckin' perfect you dirty little freak you Sticking out tongue haha Eye-wink Well now I need to do some thinking and soul searching haha! thank you again Jayem - you are spectacular Smiling

~I've had my pain like the rest of them, that's why I'm always laughing
I'm troubled, I'm brilliant, and miserable too, that's why I am so funny~
-P!NK'S ALOHA BROHA Laughing out loud -

hey guys, yup its time. sermon time Smiling
i feel its the right timing this week to discuss the newest addition to our P!nkian lifestyle. nooo im not talking about the baby.. blegh i hate babies Sticking out tongue
im talking about P!nks newest album! ohh right yea that one. jogging your memory now??
for those of you who have been P!nkian since the beginnig (which goes back nearly a year now!) you may remember my first sermon. and for those of you who dont know, allow me to fill you all in Smiling

my very first sermon was about the five scriptual readings (albums) and how they can also be reflected as, stages of life. and now, there is a sixth. a sixth album, a sixth scripture, and a sixth stage. so lets do a recap, im gunna post my old sermon (the first one). and then i will add on the final stage of life.
get it? good....

first sermon, ever!...
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"Monday, February 22, 2010 - 01:12
jusMISSundaztood:
welcome to the first official sermon of P!nkianity. each week, i will discuss passages from the 5 scriptures. today, it being our first gathering, i have chosen to discuss the parallel of the 5 scriptures also representing the 5 stages of life
during my theology pinkiology studies, i have observed that each scripture represents a new phase of life....
the first phase also known as the "cant take me home" phase is the stage in our lives of which we are unsure of ourselves, and jus kind of go with the flow, and do what is expected of us. this is the younger, more adolescent phase
the second phase is known as the "missundaztood" phase. coincidently enough, this phase was my main focus of study (hehehe)
this phase is marked by self discovering and expression. this is the time in our lives when we truly "find" ourselves, and learn who we are as a human. including our emotional stand point, values and beliefs. this is when we reflect on our past and come to realize that we are who we are because of the past
the third phase of life is the "try this" phase. this is the "fu.ck it" phase. where we decide to b our own person and live our own life. this phase is often marked by irrational decisions and trying to live life to the fullest. it is also the time when we get our craziness out
the fourth phase is the "im not dead phase". this is the point in our lives of which we learn that we can overcome the hardships and heartbreaks, and become stronger isnpite of them. we learn from our past and our mistakes.
the final phase is the "funhouse" phase. where we learn about the world around us. and how we relate to it. we learn our place in life, and also how fu.cked up everything can be"
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so theres the first one. NOW, let me add on to that, and discuss what the sixth stage of life is. the "greatest hits.. so far!!!" stage
now as we all know, this is simply a "reflection" not an ending to any means. this is wat is known as the final stage (.. so far!!) (get it?? Smiling )
in this scripture, P!nk is simply reflecting on her past success and is sort of, re-celebrating those acheivements. as the final stage in life, we do exactly that. we are in no means declaring it the end... but we are celebrating wat weve already accomplished. and still looking forward to wat is yet to come.

so P!nkians, lets review Smiling
first phase or stage in life "cant take me home" phase
this is the self realization phase

second, "missundaztood" phase
the self discovery phase

third, "try this" phase
the fu.ck it phase

fourth, "im not dead" phase
the phase in which we learn from mistakes and become stronger

fifth, "funhouse" phase
the phase in which we becme more aware of the world around us. and learn our place in it

sixth, and CURRENT final "greatest hits.. so far!!!"
self reflection and celebration phase

something i havent gone into detail about these phases and stages is, that each on is evident in not only OUR lives, but P!nks aswell. i would go into detail, but fu.ck that would take forever.. ill leave that part to you guys Eye-wink just think about it

wow, thats alot of reading now isnt it Smiling
well i hope youve all learned sumthing. cuz if not, im wasting my time Eye-wink

this weeks quote:
"wats life without imperfections?"
live them, remember them, re-live them, learn from them, become stronger inspite of them, celebrate them Smiling
heyy thats good stuff!
think about it Eye-wink

this weeks assignment:
find your, (greatest hits.. so far!!!)
young, or old. we all have made great accomplishments in our lives. wether we realize it or not.. take this time to reflect, and find out, exactly wat your accomplishments have been... so far!!!

-"Burn this f*cker down!"

fuck Pangea (dont ask)

AMEN! LONG L!VE P!NK!!
Spreading P!nkianity
*P!nk's Feisty Hoe*

Ah feck it I'll be on a plane Sad have to wait til i land to read it i suppose :/

AMEN! LONG LIVE P!NK!
P!nk's Quirky Irish Hoe!
Love my crazy P!nkian family <3

hey P!nkians, will be doing sermons every two weeks. so one is to follow this weekend

its jus easier for me to do it every two weeks cuz every week is kind hard. so every two weeks, twice a month, once a fortnight, 24times a year, 240 times a decade, and so forth
cool? cool
see yall for mass this weekend! (lurk around sunday night my time)

AMEN!

-"Burn this f*cker down!"

fuck Pangea (dont ask)

AMEN! LONG L!VE P!NK!!
Spreading P!nkianity
*P!nk's Feisty Hoe*

thanks Jess i will look at that site,,,and i will look for it at the shops ,,, i bet cos its nearly 2011 it will b discounted, that will b good

Hi, I bought my calender when it just came out in october, I was afraid that u couldn't get it anymore in december, last year (the first time I had a P!nk calender) it was sold out very early !
My husband wanted to buy me the P!nk ring for christmas, but we have no master card and he didn't find a solution for a paying method, our bank didn't accept it I think..Sad
but I did get other nice presents and I still have birthday in may Smiling

+++I don't feel like coming down, no I don't
I don't feel like hiding out, so I won't
I can't turn the volume down, so I sit here in this
Chaos and piss ++++

anna a friend got it for me from play.com ...its a good site and its only 5.49 euros Shocked which is very few!!! here:

http://www.play.com/Books/Calendars/4-/15764058/Pink-2011-Official-Calendar/Product.html?searchstring=pink+calendar+2011&searchtype=allproducts&searchsource=0&urlrefer=search

> Jessica
* ''make up ur mind coz its now or never''
-- P!nk's fist hoe
# Pinkianity and Pinkians forever
< one big, crazy, holy, nice, amazing Pinkian Family
^ love you all my 3 VIF Sticking out tongue Smiling

i finally have greatest hits,,,was a xmas gift,,,ive gotta go searching for the calender tho

me too ruby!! i also have the calender for the 1st time Laughing out loud im so happy to see pink hanged on my bedroom wall..the only difference is that i baught it and did not have it as a xmas present Sticking out tongue

> Jessica
* ''make up ur mind coz its now or never''
-- P!nk's fist hoe
# Pinkianity and Pinkians forever
< one big, crazy, holy, nice, amazing Pinkian Family
^ love you all my 3 VIF Sticking out tongue Smiling

i got a bunch!! lol but P!nk stuff was like the only stuff i asked for Sticking out tongue haha sooo happy. got my first calendar this year! Laughing out loud

~I've had my pain like the rest of them, that's why I'm always laughing
I'm troubled, I'm brilliant, and miserable too, that's why I am so funny~
-P!NK'S ALOHA BROHA Laughing out loud -

well, nobody gave me anything P!nk this year, but does it count if i bought something for my self??? Laughing out loud
me thinks yes

-"Burn this f*cker down!"

fuck Pangea (dont ask)

AMEN! LONG L!VE P!NK!!
Spreading P!nkianity
*P!nk's Feisty Hoe*

Amen JM
Hope everyone is having and/or had an awesome Christmas! and hope u all got plenty of pink pressies Smiling
x
Di

I hope I don't end up in jail, but then again I don't really care!

Amen! hope everyone has a P!nk christmas! Did my kris kindle in school today, and swapped pressies with my best mate. got 2 p!nk calendars Laughing out loud

AMEN! LONG LIVE P!NK!
P!nk's Quirky Irish Hoe!
Love my crazy P!nkian family <3

AMEN to you my jm. Smiling

P!nk's Aussie Hoe

haha thanks mon américaine Eye-wink Smiling

AMEN Laughing out loud
^^

and wish to everyone a merry christmas Eye-wink
oh no - a P!nk christmas, like JM said Sticking out tongue
Laughing out loud

--P!nk's funny hoe!! --
...♪I'm not Dead F***ers!!! ♪♫...
^^Amen, long live to P!NK!!! =D^^
3> love ya'll my 3 VIF <3

and nini you are f*ckin perfect because you are impatient Smiling and parce que tu as mon amie francais.. or sumthing like that Smiling)

well done P!nkians!!!
may everyone have a very P!nk christmas and a happy P!nk year!

can i get a AMEN??

-"Burn this f*cker down!"

fuck Pangea (dont ask)

AMEN! LONG L!VE P!NK!!
Spreading P!nkianity
*P!nk's Feisty Hoe*

well JM, i know you already know that, but your sermon is just f king perfect Smiling
P!nk made us realise things with that song : you opened our eyes even more with your sermon Smiling
and again, welcome back Laughing out loud m soooo happy to see you back on here!
and must admit i missed your sermons haha! Sticking out tongue Smiling

okiiii well...
i am mostly impatient,
i talk a lot, sometimes too much
i complain on a lot of things
i am distracted
i'm a bit too much crazy sometime
i tend to help people, sometimes too much and they just get angry at me
i suffer of procrastination x)
my room is always messy
i hardly admit that i am wrong
i can be annoying when im obsess about something cause i cant help but always talking about it
and maybe many other things that i jus cant think of right now x)

but!
i am f king perfect Smiling
Laughing out loud

and Ruby, you are f king perfect too Smiling because you are a rlly nice person, and compare to me i think you can say what you think easily then i do Sticking out tongue Smiling

--P!nk's funny hoe!! --
...♪I'm not Dead F***ers!!! ♪♫...
^^Amen, long live to P!NK!!! =D^^
3> love ya'll my 3 VIF <3

JAYEM! I can't tell you how happy I am to have you and your sermons back!! Laughing out loud You're absolutely right - it has been way too long!

Haha well I absolutely love this song, but I don't think I can call it my downright favorite... lol I always refuse to pick a favorite P!nk song -- it's impossible Sticking out tongue

This one is important for me to hear - most the time I just try to not think about my 'scars' and 'flaws,' I just sort of block them out and hope they will go away. They are important though, they are an important part of me, and yes, they make me F#@kin' Perfect too Eye-wink I guess it's just something I need to work on that these things aren't really bad or wrong, they are just moore things that make me who I am and make me different or unique. Truth is, there is only one of each of us, so being exactly who we are is the only way we can really be a F#@kin' Perfect person! If you are trying to act like someone else or hide who you truly are, then you aren't being your best self. And that includes all the flaws or annoying habits too Sticking out tongue

So let's get down to it then, eh? *gulp* Sticking out tongue

I am:
lazy, distracted, overOVERachieving, sometimes too full of myself, critical, and well, sometimes quite annoying. I hold grudges, I beat myself up for mistakes,

BUT!
I AM A FUUKING PERFECT RUBY Eye-wink

And:
Jess, you are most certainly F#@ckin' Perfect because you speak your mind! (And also because you are a kind and wonderful friend Smiling )

~I've had my pain like the rest of them, that's why I'm always laughing
I'm troubled, I'm brilliant, and miserable too, that's why I am so funny~
-P!NK'S ALOHA BROHA Laughing out loud -

haha JM i pissed in the shwer too one day because i was in a hurry and did not piss in the toilet before going in the bath LMAO!! XD

ok first of all the seremone is f@*kig Perfect itself!!! and second its hard to love yurslef when you see yourslef in a neggative way all the time...also its also hard to see yourslef in a positive way when you hear others talking s*** about you cuz you tend to believe what others expect from you you know? but its good to try to chase the voices in your head and make them like you instead Eye-wink Sticking out tongue

ok i am calm, they tell me that i am savage, i just say what i have in my mind, i WASTE ALOT OF TIME, I GIVE UP SO QUICKLY!!!, i am very pessimistic, my room is always a mess, i hate spending money but i prefere to save them Sticking out tongue , i tend to get obsessive with something or someone, its hard for me to admit that i am wrong, i like to tease people and sometimes i am a pain in the a**, i talk alot, and i keep letting the past not letting me living the present or the furtur.....

BUT i am F*@KING PERFECT Sticking out tongue

Di you are F*@KING PERFECT because you are brainwashing your sister's kids about pink hahah Sticking out tongue

AND AMEN TO THIS ONE JM Eye-wink hope we have another seremone next week or in 2 weeks time atleast Smiling

> Jessica
* ''make up ur mind coz its now or never''
-- P!nk's fist hoe
# Pinkianity and Pinkians forever
< one big, crazy, holy, nice, amazing Pinkian Family
^ love you all my 3 VIF Sticking out tongue Smiling