I am from the forgotten state of Australia called Tasmania.
Is there any chance you could do a show here at our Entertainment Centre?
Its a great venue.
Myself and many others always have to travel to Sydney or Melbourne to see
your shows. So even if you wanted to quadruple your ticket prices it would
still be cheaper for us down here.
You have many, many fans here in Tassie and we would be most honoured
if you would come here.
Oh if you do come i will have a beer waiting for you!