P!nkianity: The Official Religion of P!nk Hoes

P!nkianity: The Official Religion of P!nk Hoes

So i got the idea as some of you know while posting in the "way of life or hobby" thread
and its just how it sounds (ofcourse its a tiinnnyy bit exaggerated, but stil true)...
I decided that being a P!nk fan was more than just a way of life, but a RELIGION!!
thus, coming up with the name,
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"P!nkianity"

-the beleif of one God(dess) and one God(dess) only, and she goes by the name of P!nk

- Cultural rituals include those of obscene, yet always appropriate, "religous chants" that can only be understood by fellow P!nkian tongue. these chants are found in the 5 scriptual readings and are the basis of the religion.

-P!nkianity is the divine cult of which all its followers are required to listen to, and memorize the 5 scriptual readings

-All P!nkians must obey by the rules of the Goddess, and worship her every move. in doing so, we relinguish all previously known rights and are given new "identities" and come together under one united form of socialization.

-This new form of socialization has become the infamous home to fellow P!nkians. Where we live, breath, and think P!nk in one alike society

The following are the Commandments of P!nkianity. By continuing to read, you are agreeing to the following terms. any violation of said terms, will terminate ones P!nkian lifestyle...
-Commandments of P!nkianity...
1. Thou shalt never use the Goddess name in vain (Pink is NO LONGER a color!)
2. Thou shalt attempt to spread P!nkianity at all times
3. Thou shalt never be caught chanting any other scriptual readings from any other "artificial god" at any times
4. Thou shalt always apply P!nkian rules and beliefs to their own lives
5. Thou shalt worship Goddes
6. Thou shalt "do what you do", and never be a "stupid girl" (or guy)

You have legally become a "Pinkian"
To properly validate the initiation into "P!nkianity", simply reply sayin
AMEN! LONG LIVE P!NK (and anything else you may want to add)

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hahaha hope you guys enjoyed that, clearly, i need a life Sticking out tongue
noone take any offense, dont need that s***, this is all in good fun. its all in the name of P!nk!!
and you can reply with any other recommendations or suggestions for P!nkianity
Laughing out loud thank you for your time fellow P!nkians

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welome welsy Sticking out tongue
you are now a fellow P!nkian

22 members and growing! nice work guys, at this rate, we can take beyonces fat ass down in a couple of hours AND stil have time for drinks after...
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-"Burn this f*cker down!"

All Hail P!nkianity
*P!nk's Feisty Hoe*

-"Burn this f*cker down!"

fuck Pangea (dont ask)

AMEN! LONG L!VE P!NK!!
Spreading P!nkianity
*P!nk's Feisty Hoe*

AMEN - LONG LIVE P!NK - AND F#CK EVERYONE ELSE!!!!!!!!!

P!nk's Aussie Hoe

hey pink shadows can i get som double choc cookies wit choc milk plz
ooohhh me be so hyper lol

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I'm Not Dead! I AM ALIVE!

congrats to
eagle
anoniem
casowascobean
guitarsing
and nini
you are all official P!NKIANS!!!

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-"Burn this f*cker down!"

All Hail P!nkianity
*P!nk's Feisty Hoe*

-"Burn this f*cker down!"

fuck Pangea (dont ask)

AMEN! LONG L!VE P!NK!!
Spreading P!nkianity
*P!nk's Feisty Hoe*

AMEN! LONG LIVE P!NK
XD

I am defenitly a P!nkian! (well, I think! Sticking out tongue)

and yes, I agree with you Kayla american! lol!^^
P!Nk ROCK and deserve the awards (any of them:P) more then Beyonce!!

^^

--P!nk's funny hoe!! --
...♪I'm not Dead F***ers!!! ♪♫...
^^Amen, long live to P!NK!!! =D^^
3> love ya'll my 3 VIF <3

Haha! This is so great! I am totally a P!nkian! She is the sh!t! She's the best!

"I'm learning to be brave in my beautiful mistakes." - "Crystal Ball" P!nk

I <3 6. Thou shalt "do what you do", and never be a "stupid girl" hahahaha... so basically this is like being "one alike society" in that we respect each other's differences... so lets just form a country, lol Sticking out tongue

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Do What U Do

Do What U Do

Okay okay, I admit: I'm a P!nkian Sticking out tongue

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I'd rather bleed with cuts of love, than live without any scars.

I'd rather bleed with cuts of love, than live without any scars.

i unite with the army to rip that "halo" off of beonceys head and shuve it up her ass.......then laugh and kick dirt in her face
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Amen to that!!

AMEN! LONG LIVE P!NK!
P!nk's Quirky Irish Hoe!
Love my crazy P!nkian family <3

i unite with the army to rip that "halo" off of beonceys head and shuve it up her ass.......then laugh and kick dirt in her face

thats funny........the chinease fat ass god thing

f*** yeah

AWOMAN, LONG LIVE P!NK!!!!

Thou shalt not approve of awards not won by P!nk. Especially this year's Grammys. Eye-wink

well i AM ya loyal sidekick after all
if any1 not know wat i mean then let me tell ya me n jm formed a gang she s the leader im #1 sidekick we gonna go 2 aussie n kick som ass for our friend punchy cuz all the drivers keep runnin her ova wen she drive her pushbike

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I'm Not Dead! I AM ALIVE!

there ya go mag! congrats, you are a P!nkian

--
-"Burn this f*cker down!"

All Hail P!nkianity
*P!nk's Feisty Hoe*

-"Burn this f*cker down!"

fuck Pangea (dont ask)

AMEN! LONG L!VE P!NK!!
Spreading P!nkianity
*P!nk's Feisty Hoe*

AMEN LONG LIVE P!NK im her country girl hoe
i love the dark side hey pink shadows got any milk 4 those cookies

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I'm Not Dead! I AM ALIVE!

Wake up people! this is a revolution!!!! P!nkianity is gunna be the biggest thing to hit the religous world since the chinese people picked a fat ass as their god. hahah im having to much fun with this Sticking out tongue

in honor of P!nkianity, i edited my signature!
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-"Burn this f*cker down!"

Spreading P!nkianity
*P!nk's Feisty Hoe*

-"Burn this f*cker down!"

fuck Pangea (dont ask)

AMEN! LONG L!VE P!NK!!
Spreading P!nkianity
*P!nk's Feisty Hoe*

haha congrats didi and inda, you hav joined forces with the dark side
our empire strengthens by the minute! watchout beyonce, pinks hoes are coming for ya Sticking out tongue

emma i like that idea

*P!nks feisty hoe* rite here! represent P!nkianity

if P!nk culd see us now Eye-wink
--
-"Burn this f*cker down!"

-"Burn this f*cker down!"

fuck Pangea (dont ask)

AMEN! LONG L!VE P!NK!!
Spreading P!nkianity
*P!nk's Feisty Hoe*

lmao - I'm in

AMEN! AWOMEN! LONG LIVE P!NK

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Phucked by the Messiah!!!

I hope I don't end up in jail, but then again I don't really care!

lmao - I'm in

AMEN! AWOMEN! LONG LIVE P!NK

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Phucked by the Messiah!!!

I hope I don't end up in jail, but then again I don't really care!

LMAO this is funny! we should all state who we are and do this>>>> like a kind of...contract HAHA Laughing out loud ...

I am p!nk's sensible Hoe...by entering the 'p!nkianity' religion i agree to the 6 commandments and understand there is NO turning back...if i disobey these commandments i should be aware of the consequences and take ANYTHING that is thrown at me!...Emma!

tee hee xx

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(Im EmmaUK!!) Laughing out loud

"I Dont Wanna Be The Girl That Has To Feel The Silence"

The Underdog...
P!nk's Sensible Hoe...
Official P!nkian...
AMEN, LONG LIVE P!NK!!!
Emma Laughing out loud

AMEN! LONG LIVE P!NK

I am already self proclaimed as "Pink's Panty Hoe" - what MOORE reason do I really need to to follow her religion!! Eye-wink

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- Don't mess with WELLARD -

Official P!nkian >> 'P!nk's Panty Hoe!'
# Amen! Long Live P!nk #

Don't mess with WELLARD

good one pink shadows that cracked me up

COME TO THE DARK SIDE...
we have cookies (:

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♥Hann!eLoveesP!nk♥

congrats ela. you are now a P!nkian

and people... theres no turning back now Eye-wink

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-"Burn this f*cker down!"

-"Burn this f*cker down!"

fuck Pangea (dont ask)

AMEN! LONG L!VE P!NK!!
Spreading P!nkianity
*P!nk's Feisty Hoe*

AMEN, AWOMEN xx
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"We are all pink on the inside. The beauty is in our differences."

If ears have tastebuds, Pink is my umami.

congratulations to...

Pinkchee
Call Me Trouble
goa3008
Pink Shadows
iLovePink95
XLM sparkle
lana
jjnie
stralie
and kayla

you are now all official memebers of P!nkianity... welcome to the dark side Sticking out tongue
--
-"Burn this f*cker down!"

-"Burn this f*cker down!"

fuck Pangea (dont ask)

AMEN! LONG L!VE P!NK!!
Spreading P!nkianity
*P!nk's Feisty Hoe*

LOL

AMEN,Long live pink.........

jm well done aher and long live the goddess

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it's all about the triangle

remember the triangle
dr doris the living legend
pinkrawks/dippo can get bent but i love poepy/dipclit

AMEN! LONG LIVE P!NK

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When it's good, then it's good,it's so good 'til it goes bad

When it's good, then it's good,it's so good 'til it goes bad

AMEN! LONG LIVE P!NK
Haha. This is brilliant!!!

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"Life is just a little part of what the world will do. To get its point accross it beats you 'till your black and blue ..."

Official P!nkian >> "P!nk's Cheekiest Hoe"

AMEN! LONG LIVE P!NK

AMEN! LONG LIVE P!NK!! Laughing out loud

AMEN! LONG LIVE P!NK!
P!nk's Quirky Irish Hoe!
Love my crazy P!nkian family <3

THOU SHALT NOT BE A STUPID GIRL (:

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♥Hann!eLoveesP!nk♥

Omg thats seriously funny (:
AMEN!
long live p!nk and her amazing hoes!

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♥Hann!eLoveesP!nk♥

AMEN! LONG LIVE P!NK
SO GOOD AND FUNNY IDEA!Laughing out loud Laughing out loud :lol

well done!! PINK RULEZ!!!

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"I NEVER FEEL GUILTY OF ANY MY PLEASURES.....!"

P!nk is an attitude!!!!!!!!!!! @goa3008

AMEN! LONG LIVE P!NK!!!
HAHA ive never heard something so funny i was pmsl reading that, its great!!!! Laughing out loud xx

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(Im EmmaUK!!) Laughing out loud

"I Dont Wanna Be The Girl That Has To Feel The Silence"

The Underdog...
P!nk's Sensible Hoe...
Official P!nkian...
AMEN, LONG LIVE P!NK!!!
Emma Laughing out loud

AMEN ! Smiling

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I'm not scared just changing.. Smiling ... so... u can't keep me down Smiling
..."I always say I can kick ur ass if I have to but I'd much rather love you"...

..."I always say I can kick ur ass if I have to but I'd much rather love you"...

This profile proudly presents the girl born at the exact same date as little Willow Sage Hart! Smiling

***Proud P!nkian believer ***P!nk's devilish hoe ***
AMEN ! LONG LIV

well done millsy
ur an official member Eye-wink
--
-"Burn this f*cker down!"

-"Burn this f*cker down!"

fuck Pangea (dont ask)

AMEN! LONG L!VE P!NK!!
Spreading P!nkianity
*P!nk's Feisty Hoe*

Amen to that!!

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"Are you my greatest love or disappointment in my life?"

"Are you my greatest love or disappointment in my life?"
"Nerdy hoe"
All hail p!nkianity

C!
i like it WWPD!! hahah
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-"Burn this f*cker down!"

-"Burn this f*cker down!"

fuck Pangea (dont ask)

AMEN! LONG L!VE P!NK!!
Spreading P!nkianity
*P!nk's Feisty Hoe*

How about: Must always act and behave in a way suitable to Pink ala WWPD?

Example: Guy takes your parking spot at the mall. WWPD?

a) Move on and meekly look for another spot even if it is farther away.
b) Figure he/she must have something really important going on to butt in like that.
c) Pull over and kick some serious ass!

Scotty Ga

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