The Great White North

The Great White North

Hey Alicia...Sup girl? So I'm this 38-year old auto worker from a small town a little north of Toronto who up until fairly recently was a dedicated Zeppelin-head who thought that all pop, rap, hip-hop, country (you get the idea) sucked.
Enter my psychotic coke-freak ex-girlfriend...A much younger chick who listened to Z 103.5 religiously. As a result, my musical horizons expanded big-time. Although I hate to admit it, I never fully realized how much of your music I enjoyed until I found out it was you actually singing all these songs. Now I'm a f-----g Pinkazoid...lol...
Although I must thank her for inadvertantly expanding my musical horizons, the lil' beoch broke my heart so I tossed her...
Anyways, where am I going with all this? I was just wondering if you plan on coming to do a show in Toronto. I just know you'd rock my ass off...
Also, while I'm here, give your guitarist my compliments. I've been playing for well over twenty years now and I know a winner when I here one (specifically "Who Knew"). Stick with that person...