P!nkianity: The Official Religion of P!nk Hoes

P!nkianity: The Official Religion of P!nk Hoes

So i got the idea as some of you know while posting in the "way of life or hobby" thread
and its just how it sounds (ofcourse its a tiinnnyy bit exaggerated, but stil true)...
I decided that being a P!nk fan was more than just a way of life, but a RELIGION!!
thus, coming up with the name,
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"P!nkianity"

-the beleif of one God(dess) and one God(dess) only, and she goes by the name of P!nk

- Cultural rituals include those of obscene, yet always appropriate, "religous chants" that can only be understood by fellow P!nkian tongue. these chants are found in the 5 scriptual readings and are the basis of the religion.

-P!nkianity is the divine cult of which all its followers are required to listen to, and memorize the 5 scriptual readings

-All P!nkians must obey by the rules of the Goddess, and worship her every move. in doing so, we relinguish all previously known rights and are given new "identities" and come together under one united form of socialization.

-This new form of socialization has become the infamous home to fellow P!nkians. Where we live, breath, and think P!nk in one alike society

The following are the Commandments of P!nkianity. By continuing to read, you are agreeing to the following terms. any violation of said terms, will terminate ones P!nkian lifestyle...
-Commandments of P!nkianity...
1. Thou shalt never use the Goddess name in vain (Pink is NO LONGER a color!)
2. Thou shalt attempt to spread P!nkianity at all times
3. Thou shalt never be caught chanting any other scriptual readings from any other "artificial god" at any times
4. Thou shalt always apply P!nkian rules and beliefs to their own lives
5. Thou shalt worship Goddes
6. Thou shalt "do what you do", and never be a "stupid girl" (or guy)

You have legally become a "Pinkian"
To properly validate the initiation into "P!nkianity", simply reply sayin
AMEN! LONG LIVE P!NK (and anything else you may want to add)

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hahaha hope you guys enjoyed that, clearly, i need a life Sticking out tongue
noone take any offense, dont need that s***, this is all in good fun. its all in the name of P!nk!!
and you can reply with any other recommendations or suggestions for P!nkianity
Laughing out loud thank you for your time fellow P!nkians

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Ohh YUMMY this ones gunna be fun! Well hey there fighter. First of all, i want to thank you in recognizing my sarcasm... Im assuming your beng sarcastic aswell Cuz if your not being sarcastic, then that wuld mean youv wasted all that time reading my posts when you dont even care about it.. (and theyre some long ass posts). So for your sake, lets assume sarcasm! But seriously, thanks for acknowledging my f***ed up mind! Not everyone gets it.. But you totallyyy get me. After all, P!nk teaches us to be a little f***ed in the head. You would know that ofcourse! And why wuld i want a real life?? Eww then i wuld be doing pathetic things like going on random forums and bashing peoples passions... Now thats a low point my dear! So ill hang out up here in my own little world, where happiness is easier to find (goodluck is fortunate aswell Eye-wink )

-"Burn this f*cker down!"

fuck Pangea (dont ask)

AMEN! LONG L!VE P!NK!!
Spreading P!nkianity
*P!nk's Feisty Hoe*

Wow you r f-ed!. really relinquish all your rights and your previous little personality to worship this made up L.A. being. Become yourself it takes work but you might be happy. I read your post and realise your kind of kidding, but many other little girls actually do feel this way and its sad. I hope you can find something in the real world to fill you up good luck with it. ;>)

Thanks for your information
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Exactly right squirmy!! Thank you froggy Smiling i do these sermons for you guys! Thanks for the feedback... Already thinking about the next one Eye-wink

-"Burn this f*cker down!"

fuck Pangea (dont ask)

AMEN! LONG L!VE P!NK!!
Spreading P!nkianity
*P!nk's Feisty Hoe*

Yes, P!nk is brilliant, but you JM, you are Super brilliant!! What a pleasure to read your sermon! With you, everything seems to be simple and possible! After reading this amazing sermon, i feel motivate to face the little voice!
Thank you JM!

L.O.V.E U 2 MY V.I.F

nice sermon jm damn its been forever since i been on this site

Well done eve! Wat an excellent point!! I definately agree. Every day is a fight within ourselves and we must learn to fix problems from within before we can deal with them socially

-"Burn this f*cker down!"

fuck Pangea (dont ask)

AMEN! LONG L!VE P!NK!!
Spreading P!nkianity
*P!nk's Feisty Hoe*

I missed your seremons JM.

Too bad that i haven´t what i wrot about Split Personality on my PC anymore.

Well its bad when you are torn between 2 things.
And the Trust Issue which is also a part of the song is bad too.
The first sentence says many thing.
"I can not trust, so i can not love."
How true.
And i think part of the song is, that you need to acceppt and love who you are in order to trust yourself (the inner voice) in order to be able to trust and love other people. and than there will be someone to see and help and hear you.

ahhhh I missed these so much! Thanks Jayem, you never disappoint Laughing out loud I'll definitely be doing some thinking on this one. It's important to remember even the things we'd rather forget; they too are what got us to the place we are today. Every piece of ourselves is important, and like you said, simply ignoring something won't make it go away.

~I've had my pain like the rest of them, that's why I'm always laughing
I'm troubled, I'm brilliant, and miserable too, that's why I am so funny~
-P!NK'S ALOHA BROHA Laughing out loud -

Oh my P!nkians Smiling it is time! Since our goddes has finally arisen from the dead, i suppose its only fair if i get off my lazy ass aswell! (i did give her enuf heat about her absence Sticking out tongue )
Its in the past right P!nk?? Well anyways, back to business. No i havent dyed my hair pink for inspiration (was never my color) but i brought my "A" game with me!
I have noticed, its been over TWO YEARS since i started posting sermons! Holy crap it feels like yesterday.. I was looking thru some old sermons and cant help but notice how ive grown so much in that time span. We all have! Weve come such a long way. Each of us as individuals, and as a group! (if you happen to have a glass in your hamd you may raise it now. If not, please do not stress)
And i think we can all attest to P!nks growth over the years aswell! (no im not referring to the prego tum, or boobs.. Well) ok back on track! Because as we all know, life is about growth and boobs. I MEAN uh who put that in there! I meean life is about growth and happiness

So for this sermon, im gunna choose a song that in itself, reflects on growth, aswell as in P!nks career.. Wat the hell am i talking about. I promise theres a point to this... Im going to discuss "Split Personality" today. This song has always struck a chord with me and its one of those that sort of lingers with you. Now, wat do i mean wen i say "growth in P!nks career" wen i refer to this song? Yes yes stating the obvious P!nk has matured and strengthened as an artist and a person yadda yadda... But as weve all noticed Smiling she sort of choses to "ignore" her "cant take me home" album days. Hehe ohh P!nkyy we wont ever let you forget! Even on her throwback performances she will sing songs from "Missundaztood" but never "cant take me home". And again, as we all know, her CTMH days were wen she was told wat to do, how to act, wat to sing, it wasnt her "real" self inthat album. So i gues thats why she pretends they never happened, BUT it is still apart of who she is. It says P!nk on that album too! Not green. So shes stuck with it.

And thats exactly wat the song "Split Personality" is about. Its that inner voice that sort of haunts you. That peice of your past you can never get rid of. Its about being stuck between a hard place a rock. In the song you can hear P!nk literally having a conversation with herself all throughout. Like theres one part of her that wants to move on and be normal, and a nagging little voice that tries to bring her down supress her. We all have that voice that tries to drag us down. We call for help and try to reach but that voice tells "they cant even hear you". That voice makes you think its your friend when all it does is hurt you. That voice may represnt your deepest insecurities, your fear of failure, or past mistakes.  And it literally is about "two people trying to live as one". Learning to change wat you dont like and accept wat you cant change.

In this song, P!nk takes on two characters. We will call one the main voice, and the other the crazy self loathing, depressing, less than friendly, mean P!nk voice.. Or voice #2 for practical purposes
Main P!nk is constantly asking questions and seeking help with how to react, and wat to do. Voice #2 is hanging out in the background with smart ass answers trying to bring Main P!nk down. Main P!nks voice itself is very monotone, soft and sad sounding. You can feel her pain and loneliness (god shes brilliant!) While Voice #2's actual voice is a less obvious, background almost back-up type singing. It has an almost sarcastic, smug arrogant tone to it. Almost like its making fun of and mocking P!nk as she pours her heart out, longing for someone to help her
In the song P!nk says "this is my reality" as she lets that inner voice take over for her. She admits to her loneliness and depression.
Weve all done it
Weve all let our past hold us back, weve all let fear win, weve all let insecurities overcome us. We try to ignore it and pretend that the little voice isnt there. But it will always be there whether you acknowledge it or not. You have to face it. Dont let that voice speak for you, or let you think for one second that you can do anything. Ignoring it doesnt make it go away. It only makes it worse! Even in the song... In the beginning its almost as if Main P!nk and Voice #2 are having a two way conversation as Voice #2 adds on to some of Main P!nks points. And Main P!nk acknowledges it with her "ohh oh" and adding on more examples. She feeds it. Then at the end of the song, Main P!nk doesnt acknowledge Voice #2 and Voice #2 starts to get louder and call for P!nk to listen to her.
If you dont face the voice it wont go away. Our past, our biggest fears, its all a part of who we are. Its human nature to try to run from them.. But we cant. (they know ur address)

Sooo the point is to not let anything fester inside of you. Dont let that voice drag you down or let you think you cant move it.  In the beginning of the song, Voice #2 says "Arent you glad you have somebody to talk to" and "i protect you from the world" as if Main P!nk needs Voice #2 to survive when its actually the other way around. And thats how we percieve things that hold us back. We think that our fears are there to protect us. That we mus hav a reason to not do certain things. But our fears are just silly manifestations we create because we want to feel safe. We feel like we need something to fall back on.. Its all mental. And Voice #2 says "i basically protect you from yourself" making Main P!nk think that without Voice #2 she culdnt go on. your second personality saving you from yourself... Now thats deep! Did i say P!nk is briliant yet?

Ok thats a long one! Had to compensate.

So, todays quote?
"man is not truly one, but truly two" 
By Robert Louis Stevenson written in the novel Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hide
Simply put Smiling we are all two people "trying to live just one life" all of have an inner voice we are a sane person, and an insane person Smiling

Assignment:
Sing a song from your CTMH album! Oops.. Sorry, that was random and not directed to anyone specific at all... But yes metaphorically speaking, belt out a tune from that old bit of ur past that you pretend isnt there! Bring up an embarrassing memory that may hv lead to ur insecurities and laugh at it. Turn a once humiliating moment into a hell of a story! Take ur biggest fear and make it public, post it on fb for everyone to see or tell someone that you just met. Let your guard down and show someone your insecurities
Ignoring it wont make it go away...

-"Burn this f*cker down!"

fuck Pangea (dont ask)

AMEN! LONG L!VE P!NK!!
Spreading P!nkianity
*P!nk's Feisty Hoe*

Women are far more obsessed with Facebook than men are. I don't think they can control it. Sticking out tongue

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wow been awhile for me - sorry guys - s*** seems like just not enough hours in the day - or too many diff social site things goin on - when i was on pp initially - that was it - no fb, now fb seems to take up all my pp time - but on fb i really just wanna talk to my pp friends lol - that is why i got on fb....anyway i will check back MOORE often - i always like goin back thru this string & readin the old sermons - everyone is just so good and inspirational - just like our wonderful goddess Smiling cya f***ers sooio xx

I hope I don't end up in jail, but then again I don't really care!

Ahh it is good to be back guys. And yes i shall post another sermon soon Smiling hmmm if you gues which one ill do next correctlyy you get a special new orleans treat! Hmm how can we make this fair... I havent decided which one im doing next. So dont make ur guesses yet, jus think about it Smiling

-"Burn this f*cker down!"

fuck Pangea (dont ask)

AMEN! LONG L!VE P!NK!!
Spreading P!nkianity
*P!nk's Feisty Hoe*

Sooo good to be here again: ))

I'll look for you first
In my next life<3

I have an idea for the next sermon Eye-wink what do i get if i'm right ? Laughing out loud

+++I don't feel like coming down, no I don't
I don't feel like hiding out, so I won't
I can't turn the volume down, so I sit here in this
Chaos and piss ++++

heyyy jmm Laughing out loud
nice sermone agian Eye-wink you always hit the nail on its had dont you Sticking out tongue hurry your ass up and post another one soon plsss Eye-wink

hope the pinkian family is fine..i miss the gd old days Sad

> Jessica
* ''make up ur mind coz its now or never''
-- P!nk's fist hoe
# Pinkianity and Pinkians forever
< one big, crazy, holy, nice, amazing Pinkian Family
^ love you all my 3 VIF Sticking out tongue Smiling

Hi gertie Smiling its still very p!nk tho! Well for wat its worth, welcome back!

-"Burn this f*cker down!"

fuck Pangea (dont ask)

AMEN! LONG L!VE P!NK!!
Spreading P!nkianity
*P!nk's Feisty Hoe*

I'm back! omg, everything is different here...

I'll look for you first
In my next life<3

GaGa!! Oh it was a disappointment.. But! Im no upset. It jus wasnt meant to be this year. Which IS a good thing Smiling cuz we rly wanna be in the superbowl next year for 2013 cuz then it will b in new orleans! And if were in it two yrs in a row then we jus become the patriots Smiling how hav you been GaGa??? Good to hear from you!

-"Burn this f*cker down!"

fuck Pangea (dont ask)

AMEN! LONG L!VE P!NK!!
Spreading P!nkianity
*P!nk's Feisty Hoe*

hey JM - Sorry bout the Saints. I really thought they were going all the way this year.

GaGa

Haha thanks wellsy! I shall post a new sermon soon.. Cant be sure exactly wen. Gues ill jus keep you on your toes lol. Hmmm the options i haave...

-"Burn this f*cker down!"

fuck Pangea (dont ask)

AMEN! LONG L!VE P!NK!!
Spreading P!nkianity
*P!nk's Feisty Hoe*

Hahaha, hey jm. You don't have to talk to yourself. I'm always here. I for one can't wait until your next sermon, I'm sooo happy to see you back here. You are so freakin' talented and I love reading them Smiling.

P!nk's Aussie Hoe

Thats cool. I dont rl mind talking to myself, im a great conversationist... Gues pp is a bit dead lately :/ damn shame too. Used to be nice chattin with cool people on here id hate to lose that connection. Wat happened to our pp family???

-"Burn this f*cker down!"

fuck Pangea (dont ask)

AMEN! LONG L!VE P!NK!!
Spreading P!nkianity
*P!nk's Feisty Hoe*

Amen netty. We are who we are and the only thing we can do is live each day staying true to ourselves. We cant change people or wat they think. We can only learn from our experiences and take life one day at a time. I for one have to say, life is beautiful! Isnt life beautiful my friends??? Im jus happu to celebrate another year gone by that i look back on. An entire year of not having been in jail, the hospital or living on the street! Wat more can you ask for? So P!nkians, i can honestly say i look forward to another year of chatting with you guys Smiling to 2012. Bring it on

-"Burn this f*cker down!"

fuck Pangea (dont ask)

AMEN! LONG L!VE P!NK!!
Spreading P!nkianity
*P!nk's Feisty Hoe*

"first" not "firts" Laughing out loud

+++I don't feel like coming down, no I don't
I don't feel like hiding out, so I won't
I can't turn the volume down, so I sit here in this
Chaos and piss ++++

I'm also in though I can't promise 2 reply in time Sticking out tongue
Finally I found the time to read all the new posts and firts I have to say; I liked ur new sermon,JM, mostly the part with the "i dont like everyone in this world, so who am i to expect everyone to like me????"- this is really a good point u made; I'll have to keep this is in my mind next time some1 is pissing me off Eye-wink
The story with ur friend is very sad , I hope everything is getting better for u now and last but not least that u'll get back the money ! It's always a desaster if some1 whom we like or love is such a dissapointment for us, but I think every1 knows this...
Di, I think it was right that u told ur nephew, I don't know how old he is, but at a certain age he has the right to know it and ur sister should have told him herself, so it's not about her to be angry with u now...
C ya soon and be who u are, every1 in a different way but all unified in the love for 1 person ....

+++I don't feel like coming down, no I don't
I don't feel like hiding out, so I won't
I can't turn the volume down, so I sit here in this
Chaos and piss ++++

I'm definately in my jm - Praise the "GODDESS"

P!nk's Aussie Hoe

P!nkians! Wat is the current status on all happenings and daily life.. Wats up Smiling
I miss you guys! We gotta stick together here and keEp this page alive. Im gunna get back into posting sermons again cuz praise the goddess im down to one job! So that means i can hav a life! But i dont wanna be preaching to myself all the time now, so i need my fellow P!nkians to revive this site so we can all worship our goddess again. Whos with me???

-"Burn this f*cker down!"

fuck Pangea (dont ask)

AMEN! LONG L!VE P!NK!!
Spreading P!nkianity
*P!nk's Feisty Hoe*

aww thanks wellsy
and i raise my glass to my entire p!nk family - hoping everyone is enjoying the holiday season - Merry Christmas! and i raise my glass to willow in hopes she will say mama soon Smiling xx love, Di

I hope I don't end up in jail, but then again I don't really care!

JM, I raise my glass to you Smiling

P!nk's Aussie Hoe

Heyyyyy Di. I smiled when I read this. Thank you for raising ur glass to me and I raise my glass to you my friend. I just think the relationship you have with your nephew is wonderful. That vagina story cracked me up and he is soooo obviously comfortable with you Smiling. I have a similar relationship with my neice (bon jovi) we unfortunately dont see each other a lot and she only lives 20 minutes away. She is so busy with her job and social life, but when we do see each other it is a lot of fun. My two love her to bits and its nice they have a "big" cousin to do things with. Sooooo, I raise my glass to you Di and also to my jm, so many changes in your life jm in the past what, 18 months. I am very very proud of you Smiling

P!nk's Aussie Hoe

n finally wellsy, well thanks Smiling n glad it shows cuz i am super proud of my nephew - n we have always had a close relationship n prob over the past year or two it has really turned into a complete friendship vs aunt/nephew - really no subject topic is off limits - one of the funniest lines from our discussion nite - as he was explaining how his mom and parents don't tell him anything they don't share anything with the kids - he says "the first time i saw a vagina, i didn't even know what to do with it" LMAO - that one just cracks me up everytime i think about it - so know lets RAISE OUR GLASS to wellsy, cuz she is always so sweet n thoughtful Smiling when she is not bein a f***in piker dingo Smiling

I hope I don't end up in jail, but then again I don't really care!

wow hate this site - really how hard is it to let us easily see the most recent responses while we are replying???? rant over
and jm - ur story, i could tell by fb that u had moved out n were doing ur own thing n maybe it wasn't goin easy - ahhh but isnt it nice to be out on ur own - i know even in crappy surroundings/circumstances - movin out of the parents and on ur own is a wonderful time - FREEDOM - n sorry to hear about ur friend - very sad, but sooo common - my nephew has been on his own for 4 years - n has now maybe 4-5 friends like u descibe n unfortunately 2 of em were lifetime friends since very little - part of me thinks it is not so much that they are complete a**holes for doin what they have done - but maybe just never taught accountability and how to handle money/budget.....so lets all RAISE YOUR GLASS to jm for movin on up Smiling lol love this homework - even at work im tryin to figure out how to fit it in lol

I hope I don't end up in jail, but then again I don't really care!

k well let me start by sayin let's all RAISE YOUR GLASS to jm's parents for being irresponsible and makin a mistake or accident, whatever u wanna call it Smiling lol and RAISE YOUR GLASS TO JM for being third time the charm Smiling and ur absolutely right jm everything does happen for a reason and there is always good in that reason...just sometimes not so easy to see right away - n there is soo much good n my nephew story....umm had i not mentioned what a wonderful person he is Smiling and so now RAISE YOUR GLASS, again to my nephew Smiling

I hope I don't end up in jail, but then again I don't really care!

Hey Di, Just want to tell you, i think your nephew should be honoured to have an aunt like you. The way you speak about him, I can tell you are sooooo proud of him. And jm, Well, I know your story, all the s*** you went through with "that" roomate. I am sooo proud of you, the way you dealt with all that crap that was tbrown at you. You held onto that place and now, it's your home. Just hope you get back all or some of your $800.00. My story, Well thats a long one, thats for another day Smiling

P!nk's Aussie Hoe

Hey didi ill raise my glass to that. Im a strong believer in the fact that everything happens for a reason, we jus hav to find the positive side to it. AND i also can attesn to accidents being the best thin that ever happened! I was an accident, parents wanted two kids, i was the third... Third times the charm Laughing out loud i cant say that i understand how you or your nephew is feeling, but i can say that there is always always a positive side. With an awesome aunt im sure he will see that soon enough!

And i suppse i culd share a story myself... Its quite long, but ill tell the abridged version. A couple months ago i moved out of my parents house into a town house with a "friend" of mine.... She f***ed me over left me high and dry by not paying bills i went a few nights without electricity, she ran off, ignored my calls and texts. Almost got evicted, didnt hav a place to go cuz my oldest sister had jus moved into my room at my parents house cuz her house flooded. Saved my own ass by forking over life savings to landlord and spent 3 hours on my 21st bdy cleaning a fish infested apptmnt to avoid getting kicked out of mine. I eventually convinced my other sister (middle child) to move in with me and thats where i am now. Living in a town house with my sister right near the lakefront, sueing my ex friend for the $800 she owes me and life culdnt be better Smiling crazy, but good

-"Burn this f*cker down!"

fuck Pangea (dont ask)

AMEN! LONG L!VE P!NK!!
Spreading P!nkianity
*P!nk's Feisty Hoe*

chaos, insanity....but of course Smiling well i did have a crazy crazy nite last nite - got my xmas tree with my 22 yo nephew who i love dearly - n last nite was the nite he decided to ask me about his dad....some of u know the story, or at least bits of it, but my sis was single when she had em n the dad was never in the picture - i always said i would tell em everything if he asked, after first tellin him to talk to his mum - well all his mum has told him over the years when he has asked was "don't know who ur dad is, i was young and did some stupid things, don't you do stupid things". so i told him everything...including how she had 2 paternity tests n neither was the dad...was very emotional for both of us, so emotional for me that i had a hard time empathizing to even understand how he was feeling...once i shared everything i just said but ya know it is what it is - n f*** it - cuz i'm just so happy u r here n told him he makes my life worthwhile with hugs n tears......now next steps - told him i would do whatever he wanted - n he wants me to tell his mum/my sis that i told him everything....that one is gonna be rough, we already do not have a close relationship - n i'm thinkin she will be pissed....gonna be hard to even get one-on-one time with her to have the convo.....so anyway, guess i'm sharing this here, cuz afterall, this is our church n guess i could use some prayers n all that everything will be good - he really is a wonderful kid - so raise ur glass to my nephew Smiling

I hope I don't end up in jail, but then again I don't really care!

Hey guys! Anything for my devoted p!nkians Smiling i know its been awhile since ive posted, my apologies fellow p!nkians. How has everyone been??? Any good stories to share? Chaos, insanity, anything??

-"Burn this f*cker down!"

fuck Pangea (dont ask)

AMEN! LONG L!VE P!NK!!
Spreading P!nkianity
*P!nk's Feisty Hoe*

yayayayay jm i did not know u would do one so quickly - was really just goin on here to re-read some of the older sermons - so raise ur glass to a new sermon! and raise ur glass to our lovely wonderful pink family, and raise ur glass to our goddess - cuz she brought us all together Smiling LOVE the homework btw Smiling x Di

I hope I don't end up in jail, but then again I don't really care!

I Raise my Glass to this beautiful sermon! Be yourself, Love yourself, that's the key to happiness.
Thanks JM!

L.O.V.E U 2 MY V.I.F

Heyy, nice sermon JM Laughing out loud
Haha and thanks for that new one Smiling
I hope i did not obligated you to think of another one because i asked you for all the others, haha Shocked)
Smiling

--P!nk's funny hoe!! --
...♪I'm not Dead F***ers!!! ♪♫...
^^Amen, long live to P!NK!!! =D^^
3> love ya'll my 3 VIF <3

Great sermon JM! Smiling
Perfect sentiment (Raise Your Glass) for this time of year, so I'll be sure to be raising one (or 2!) to you too! Eye-wink

Official P!nkian >> 'P!nk's Panty Hoe!'
# Amen! Long Live P!nk #

Don't mess with WELLARD

Hi all Eye-wink I'm gonna read it later Laughing out loud

+++I don't feel like coming down, no I don't
I don't feel like hiding out, so I won't
I can't turn the volume down, so I sit here in this
Chaos and piss ++++

Ive read it jm. Another masterpiece and such an appropriate song for this time of the year. I definatley agree, should not try and be someone ur not. Just takes some peeps a bit more time to realise that and actually do something about it. So, i'm going to "Raise My Glass" to all my friends near and far. Be the person you want to be, not the person everyone else expects you to be, otherwise happiness will never be found.

P!nk's Aussie Hoe

I get called google by punchy. but eve is good too.

Heyyy eve thanks! Well atleast somebody read it (other than me ofcourse Sticking out tongue ) i agree with you. Thats wat life is aalll about. Living life as YOU and noone else! Thanks eve (im jus gunna call u eve cuz thats short, unless you hav another nickname youd like for me to call you ?)

-"Burn this f*cker down!"

fuck Pangea (dont ask)

AMEN! LONG L!VE P!NK!!
Spreading P!nkianity
*P!nk's Feisty Hoe*

Another seremon.
And again a really good one.
I have spend my life sofar after what this song is about and what you said.
Don´t care what others think. Do my own things and don´t care about fake friends.
Glad to see you again. JM.

well well well Smiling hasnt it been a while Smiling
probly more new faces than familiar ones... for all the people on here who dont well know me, im JM. i created this little old forum about two years ago now and its become known as the sermon forum. where all us freaks meet up once in a while to reflect on the wonders of our goddess Smiling

for awhile there i did a sermon every week or two to discuss one song each time. its been soooo long. gues things jus got in the way. but im here now Smiling

i was prompted to post a new sermon by a few birdies whispering in my ear Smiling so, as per their request, here i am Smiling

seeing as it has been so long, and we are amidst the holiday season, and nearing the end of yet another year, i feel it fit that i do a sermon on "Raise Your Glass"

now, we all get the main idea of this song.. right? ofcourse Smiling celebrate your imperfections! that my friends, is the key i have learned from our goddess. she teaches us, above all else, to love ourselves as we are. dont change for anyone. life is all about being comfortable in your skin, and learning to be happy with the person you see in the mirror.

too often are we lead to believe that we have mold to wat others want. we are lead to believe that there is a "template" for wat is socially acceptable. we have change and become different from wat we are. we are forced to become, like everyone else really. why does the media have to create this torrupt idea of what is "pretty" and what is "ugly"
to me, and our goddess aswell, changing who you are is ugly.trying to be someone your not is lying to yourself and everyone around you. why pretend to be someone else? to get fake friends? to have men or women treat you like crap? to become self loathing and depressed? wats that point...?

life is not about being "pretty" or accepted into society. good lord life it too d*mn short to be worried about wat EVERY person thinks of you. my theory has always been, i dont like everyone in this world, so who am i to expect everyone to like me????
and lets look at it from another view, P!nk, as we all know, is perfect.. any objections? didnt think so. YET, there are still people out there who dont like her... i know i know, take it easy. im only speaking the truth (you can sit back down now) so if someone as amazing as her can stil hav enemies, than no matter wat you do and who you are, there will ALWAYS be someone who doesnt like you. so why not worry about pleasing number one. YOU Smiling

stay true to yourself and your morals.

this song trully is about the underdogs being in the spotlight, and dancing as crazy as you can, even tho you know you cant Eye-wink
P!nk portrays this in the video several times. the more obvious scenes, where the nerds are at prom and are having more fun than anyone.. simply cuz they are the ones that dont worry about wat others think. wats it to them?

and the less obvious, more complex examples: slaying the matador and feeding the bulls. shes clearly standing up for the usually tortured bulls and taking out the bully (no pun intended) matadors.

plus i also like the scene where shes the only white girl in the ghetto Smiling and ofcourse we cant forget the representation of her dressing up as Rosie the Riveter who symbolized the Womens Rights Movements and the rise of feminine power. plus, she looks good in that bandana Eye-wink

Quote of the day:
"dont take like so seriously, noone gets out alive anyways."
aint that true? Smiling as P!nk says in the chorus, "why so seriouuss?"
life is about happiness, love, laughter. if you take it too seriously you will only drive yourself mad! trust me, the easiest way to cope with anything, is laugh at yourself. otherwise there are just people laughing AT you. cuz no matter what, theyre gunna laugh. better to laugh with them right?? ofcourrse

assignment time:
this assignment is perfect timing for the holiday season Smiling at some point in the next month, you have to find as many oppurtunities as you can to say "Raise Your Glass" whether its giving a speech to everyone at a big table, or simply toasting to some close friends. and every time you say those words, i ask that you let those words remind you, that no matter what, you are worth it Smiling you are an amazing person, and nothing can ever hold you back from doing wat you want.

more often than not, in life we are the under dogs. but that cant stop us. dont be afraid to go against the grain or stand up and fight for wat you believe in. dont be afraid to be "wrong in all the right ways"

til next time my P!nkians, amen, Raise Your Glass

-"Burn this f*cker down!"

fuck Pangea (dont ask)

AMEN! LONG L!VE P!NK!!
Spreading P!nkianity
*P!nk's Feisty Hoe*

I don't believe in aliens - i'm not thinking it's impossible , just can't imagine...i only believe in a weird species called "dirty little freaks" or "P!nkians"who come from a pink planet where they play P!nk music all the day and r trying to occupy the earth, i heard lots of them have been sighted already....Sticking out tongue

+++I don't feel like coming down, no I don't
I don't feel like hiding out, so I won't
I can't turn the volume down, so I sit here in this
Chaos and piss ++++

i agree wellsy. wether or not there is something out there with a big green head and bulgy eyes, or just a signt of micro bacteria on a yet discovered galaxy... i think its a bit naiive of us to think that planet earth is the ONLY planet with living organisms. surely there must be SOMETHING out there.

i mean, how else do you explain crop circles? OR, my sister??

am i right?

-"Burn this f*cker down!"

fuck Pangea (dont ask)

AMEN! LONG L!VE P!NK!!
Spreading P!nkianity
*P!nk's Feisty Hoe*