ya mommas so white, she poured bleach on herself and it gave her a tan

oh yea! well ur daddys so black, he went outside at nite, and the only way i culd see him was wen he smiled

man f*** you! yo mamma, is sooo old, when god said "let there be light, she was there to flip the switch"

yo mama is so old, i asked her for her ID, she handed me a rock!

your mother is so rightly repulsive.. that she makes my abdominals unsettling

ok. you win

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BUMP

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alrite punchy
yes punchy just slap me mate ok
mmm fine punchy
so now back to ya s*** punchy please ok enuf of the guys
yeah ya rite punchy
good punchy ok now wat our motto
f*** u pinchy
lol not pinchy its punchy dic head
ha sorry punchy but just fuk it and lets do it ok just fuking do it mate'
ok i love ya punchy
yup me to punchy

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well punchy
mmmmmmmm punchy i know to good to b true mate
yup it is punchy
a mate i still love ya
yeah me to mate i love ya to

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punch oi mate
yup punch wat mmmmmmmm im not happy
yeah i know punch i know
well punch yup u do mate
mmmmm punch i love ya still ok
mmmmmmmm punch yeah i know ya u do thanks mate

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wats cheap, ashy, and full of singles?
wat?
yo mama!
b**** don b bringin huh inta dis

shoo, yo mama is so fat, she dun walkd outside n seen a bus full a white people pass by, so she chase it don da street shoutin, "TWINKIEE!!"

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fo fitty dollas, make ya holla
catch a hooker paint her black
make her finish up the crack
grab a nickel steal her dimes
make her run with skirt held high
chase the pimps rite out the door
soon they wil b back fo more
once the house is clean of whore
lick the tear drops off the floor
then open business for petty ass
cuz johns are horny and they got the cash

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PUNCHY WAT THE FUK IS HAPPENING
WAT PUNCHY AND DONT YELL U FUKING IDIOT
opps sorry punchy sorry
yup thats rite punchy no FUKING YELLING OK GOT THAT
yes mate of mine the best punchy in the whole world
aw punchy u suck up
yaeh but punchy u like it when i suck up u did heaps of sucking up last nite remember
oh yeah punchy i did didnt i ya reckon it worked
sure did punchy sure did
aw punchy i love ya mate
so do i punchy so do i

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hows ya doin' s***s.
aite skittles,hows 'bout u?
um! well i got drunk last night and somehow fell and hurt my wrist,so im a bit slow at the typen....i thought my arm was broke so i went and told mamaw and she started rubbin' around on it and it hurt like a b**** while she was doing it then it made a big pop and straightened it out
s***s!
what?
s***s!
what the f*** u want...
what did i tell ya about using that alcohol and them damn drugs.
idk, what did ya tell me.
you stupid lil retarted,no brainz,idiot....i gonna smack the black off yo ass...if only u wasnt white.i hope u die from the damn drugs tonight.
thats harsh aint it skittles.......skittles....um....skittles
f*** you s***s.go do your drugs and drink your beer and DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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hey punchy
hey punchy how r ya mate
not bad punchy i got drunk and was sick as a dog
u idiot punchy that stuff is s*** mate
yeah i know punchy chris got me drunk
aw doesnt matter punchy ur al rite now and i still love ya mate
yup im fine punchy and i love ya to

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Hey guys, i just want to say how much i love this post, whenever i have a crap day i just come on here n before i know it im laughin readin all your posts =D xx

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AMEN!! LONG LIVE P!NK!!

hey mags
hey PEDSMF wat ya doin
oh nuthin mags jus f***in wonderin where all tha damn pikers r
uh i gotta got to work soon enuff
work sucks
yea PEDSMF it does suck especially this week but i love wat i do jus not tha ppl i work with
like who mags
like that b**** who s a preachers wife says im goin to hell for cussin round her n that fat blonde she a b**** too
WAT MAGS SHAME ON YOU WAT WUD UR MOM SAY
f*** U PEDSMF I IDIDNT EVEN KNOW FOR 3 DAMN DAYS N s*** MY MOM WUD HAVE A DAMN FIT
well mags she got no rite to judge u tho
NO s*** PEDSMF
chill mags next time tell her to f*** off
id prob get fired n i need this job cant afford to screw up again r go back to s***ty subway
hey PEDSMF
yeah mags
wich 1 of us s tha f***in crazy pyscho
idk PROB YOU
f*** U PEDSMF

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hehe u whore JM
whore? nooo its jus for fun
thas not wat it looks like
good intentions.. always
mhmm then why you always actin so guilty
is wat i do
thats no excuse
nope, its a way of life
thas wat i said... whore
not legally
oh so now ur gettin political?
political? wat the f*** u talkin bout?
im talkin bout that whore JM
ohh yea i know that chic.. issues
thas wat i said
hey! who u callin a whore?
you f***er
she did waaatt?

conversations with my...self

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oi punchy
hey punchy how r ya mate
not bad punchy u
mmmmmmmm could b better punchy
whys that punchy
aw just a bit tired punchy
well lets pull up our pants punchy and hop of to bed
yes yes puchy wat a good idea
i love u punchy
yup i love u to punchy

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WEL PUNCHY opps no yelling
yup thats rite punch or la
wat wat wta u dic head punchy
sorry punchy im abit manic
yes mate i know u r dont worry im here
mmmmm always punchy i love ya mate
yup so do i punchy so do i

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son of a f***face! why you so goddamn screwed up JM
who you talkin to dumbass
YOU
oh, that explains alot
answer my question
neverrrr JM, neverrr
im doomed for life aint i?
hahaha

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100 ranting of a maniac

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it's all about the triangle
i love u doris
I MISS DIPPO

PUNCHY
YES PUNCHY DONT YELL IM NOT DEAF MATE
opps sorry so how r ya punchy
not bad not bad punchy u
yup pretty good punchy
well i got a new mp3 player yesterday punchy
aw good 4 ya punchy
i love it punchy just as much as i love ya mate
awwwwwwwwwwwww punchy such a nice thing to say i love u to
rite back at ya punchy

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it's all about the triangle
i love u doris
I MISS DIPPO

no homie, that was all you

... i know

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hurry hurry ur takin to long to get us outta here!
im tryin dammit, gotta b patient.
no no jus go! hurry im startin to panic
short of breath short of breath... ok shuld i go now?
YES!! hurrrryyyy
aaaahhhhhh
*CRASH*

...were so f***ed

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f*** you JM, get a goddamn doctor ta help ya
awww nooo i dont wanna doc, they mean
no they jus wanna help
ah uh. they likes it wen im f***ed in the head, they laughs at us
whos US?
dont you know?
should i?
well if YOU dont, then why would I?
good point
wat were we talkin bout
....

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i love the lunacy on this thread its so scary

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i love u doris

f***face?? thats the best ya got?
thas wat my momma calls mee! haha soo weak

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take a chill pill ya f***face. jus statin facts

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psssttt its not me i swear

@jusMISSundaztood, that all ya got? i get that everyday jackass

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haha... jus readin this s***.. that and i must say, @jusMISSundaztood.. you are one sick son of a b****.

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psssttt its not me i swear

hey jm. watsa crackin b****?
jus talkin to maself again
again? i thot u got a hold on that...
nope. doctors cant even help me.. they run
damn, you got issues
f*** off
jus speakin the truth, dont get so deffensive
ya know, i wouldnt hav to get so f***in deffensive if you wuld piss off! your the reason im so f***ed in the head in the first place!
dont blame this s*** on me..
who the f*** am i supposed to blame???
look in the mirror a**hole
pfft like that will solve anything...
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hey dumbass
bonjour!
uhh i dont speak spanish...
ugh.. je parle en francais! ce nest pas espangol mother f***er!
ohhh well how am i supposed to know! dont speak french neither
te es tres drole..
wat u call me b****?
uhh je ne sais pas? je dit, tu es tres stupide!
ok that one i recognize! come on b****! you wanna go! imma shank you! lets go piss ass!!
zut alors fermez les bouchez!
...f*** yoouuu
merci
enchilada

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Love this!

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wel punchy hi
hi punchy wats up
na nuthin just finished work and the world is sleeping
mmmmmmmm punchy i know how u feel mate
yup u sure do punchy cause ya me u idiot
oh yeah punchy i forgot mate

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welcome fellow lunatics

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hey kayla whatcha doin
nothing much kayla,wantin to get high
kayla u dont need to do that,its bad for ya kayla
kayla i know its bad for me kayla but i cant help it kayla kayla
kayla u can help it kayla
kayla bye bye kayla
bye kayla kayla bye kayla

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oh f***. that explains the plagues to

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oh haha nope. no exorcist s***. ole man wrinkle jus left the bathroom door open

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exorcist s*** goin on here

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or is theeerrrrree

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uhh theres nobody here

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talkin to myself.. i mean uhhh YOU
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wats fun?

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...this is fun!

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um.. uhh but i was.. well there was this... and then um
uhhh
*drooling*

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hun, i think your lost

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wait, whered that other chic go?? who the hell are you?

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wat are you talkin about?

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wat the f*** is that supposed to mean??

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i wouldnt expect you to

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...i dont get it

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stick em in a round room tell em to look for corners

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????

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