I've always been told that i'm one of a kind
Of course all mothers think their kid is special
People say they have never met anyone like me
Things happen to me that never happen to other people
All I can do after it goes down is throw my hands in the air
Because something like that happens only to me
Sometimes I feel God's play toy for when he needs a good laugh
I'm not afraid to say any random thing that comes to mind
There is a reason for all of this
I'm a one of a kind extra special limited edition
I don't care what people think of me
You can like me or hate me
Makes no difference to me
Won't even cry because you're not worth my time
Let me play the world's smallest violin
Almost everywhere I go somebody says
Hey you look like so and so
Nope sorry they are not me
If you really knew me you could reconginze me a mile away because
I'm the real McCoy
I'm not a copy or fake
I'm a one of a kind extra special limited edition
You can't label me
Good luck if you want to try but it would be a waste of time
Everywhere I go people try to bring me down
Pretend to be my friend
But in reality they are just two faced haters
Glowing green with envy
Why dont try a different shade of green
Maybe it will bring you luck
Because you're not special like me
I'm a one of a kind extra special limited edition
I can be your enemy or you best friend
Will help you in your hour of need
But take my heart of gold as a weakness
Not gonna let you take advantage of my kindness
If my heart has to it will turn stoned cold
Start raising my red flags and i will wave goodbye
Very few people really understand me
Except the members of my Pink family
I don't think anyone has ever recieved a phone call at work
And was asked the question "Oi, is Elvis alive?"
No I'm not talking bout the king of rock and roll
Got that nickname from an awesome australian
Who loves to laugh at my southern country drawl
once again things like that only happen to me
That's just my life
I'm a one of a kind extra special limited edition
But I know that I'm not alone in this world
There are others like me
In our own ways we are all a one of a kind extra special limited edition
We come from all walks in life and all four corners of the earth
We don't follow the main stream crowds
We don't seem to fit
Couldn't fit in even if we tried
Only have a few true blue close friends that we love like family
I'm a one of a kind extra special limited edition
Are you?